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&Welcome to theanonymousmystery.blogspot.com.


&typical me
Cyril Tee Yao Yang
There's nothing wrong with my name.

13 September 1993
That's my day.

Single; Yet Unavailable

I'm imperfect and I'm striving to be a more better imperfect person.

Adores Somethings

Loves my sheep!!! How Ren, Gary and James Wong!!!
Not forgetting my ex-sheep, teckshuean, jeremy! Grow strong in Christ with your current shepherd!
NorthD, NorthC, NC3, North, and Security; i LOVE THEM!

Abhors somethings
Sorry, but hating me won't make you smarter.


DESIRES

Maestro Acoustic!!! Bought a Takamine Acoustic Instead, I LOVE IT!
Be A CL!!! Leading my Pioneering team! ;D
More Sheep!!!
Walk right with God always!!!
More money!!!
A1s for MATHS/POA
Be more responsible!!!
2GB Memory Stick For Phone
Rubik's Cube!!!
Improve on my bball~??
Able to play 1 song with my guitar. LOL!!!I can play Heart Of Worship!
Lead Worship in CG!!!! With my guitar, playing 1 FULL SONG. no other music. ;DD
A New Pair of Basketball Shoes!!!
A new wallet!!!
A new pencil case!!!
New Bottle!!! Pink dun look nice on me!!!
Have Breakthroughs in my life.
History


&SHOUT!!!


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Friday, June 15, 2007 7:38 PM


Hmm tis quite long la.....zong han send d email....i found it hillarious...so i blogged abt it...
The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power........

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually; and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


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